Phuket attractions. Youth holidays in Phuket: where to go and what to do? Shopping center «Central Festival»
The Thai capital, stretching along the banks, is riddled with a network of canals. There are more than one and a half hundred of them. They are still used as transport routes. There are many companies that organize tours of Thai Venice. Most of them transport tourists to river trams. Others, much more interesting, use traditional Thai "longtail boats". These are moored, for example, at the Tha Chang pier near.
Above the birds
You can see the panorama of the Thai capital from several. The tallest and most popular of them are the observation revolving platform on the 84th tier, as well as the 63rd floor (Sky Bar Cafe) of the State Tower skyscraper, which shares the palm of altitude with it.
Paradise for shopaholics
Entertainment in Thailand for women as diverse as for men, but the highlight of the program can be considered the giant shopping centers in Thailand. The largest of them (rather the largest in South-East Asia) is the Central World Plaza in Bangkok, a platform where they sell everything from week-long panty sets to computer equipment. You can even go to the Siam Paragon shopping center with your family, sending your husband and children to have fun in the oceanarium or in the cinema. Also, a network of large Central Festival malls is scattered throughout the country of smiles, which will empty your wallet in a matter of hours.
Through the jungles of Chinatown
Thai Disneyland
Thais, developing the tourism industry, did not invent anything new, therefore entertainment for children in Thailand have a quite familiar format, although with a fair amount of Asian exoticism. At least, in the Disneylands of the USA and Europe, they do not give performances. But in Phuket, in, this is possible. He is one of the most popular island places. There are traditional attractions, stylized as Thai folklore, a huge fast food restaurant. The highlight of the program is the Palace of the Elephants pavilion, although this epic building is more like the Cambodian temple complex of Angkor Wat. Elephant performances there begin in the evenings. Gray thick-skinned giants perform incredible tricks and behave like trained cats in the Kuklachev Theater. Children are just pissing with delight. Adults love it too.
Entertainment in Phuket Thailand is not limited to this Disneyland. On the island you can visit the Splash Jungle water park, visit the aquarium, elephant farm.
Visiting the natives
If you are interested in natural rather than invented exotic, then go to national park Doi Inthanon. Virgin tropical forests on the slopes of the mountains, waterfalls, villages of provincial Thais, where you can taste coffee from beans grown right there. This is entertainment for the active and physically developed, since most of the routes are pedestrian.
Nong Nooch Park and Butterfly Garden
Pattaya is not only forbidden entertainment. Near the city there is a beautiful example of landscape design in the style of a French park with ranked alleys and flower beds. Part of the park is the Butterfly Garden and the best collection of orchids in Southeast Asia. On the territory of the park, theatrical performances are given, in which elephants also take part.
Elephant rides
Indian elephants, unlike African ones, are more friendly and freely trained. Therefore, throughout Thailand, there are dozens or even hundreds of schools for elephants, in which they receive their future "profession". So, if you are vacationing near... for example, Chiang Mai, you can look into such a training center and watch their "training". Classes are held every day until lunch, and after them you will be allowed to climb on an elephant and ride through the jungles of Northern Thailand.
He gave me a catalog with a bunch of stamps, photos, etc., in response I gave him 2 thousand baht, specifying - without venereologic diseases (without venereal diseases). He removed the catalog and gave a piece of paper with 4 addresses on it. On the first phone they said that the girls are from 5 thousand per hour, 15 per night or 30 per day, without bargaining. There were 50-100 thousand each, and Thai Paradise United, which offered almost Bai Ling or Lucy Liu, but for 350 thousand - a day, there was a salon and for 100-200 thousand with elements of BDSM - with a restriction only on fractures and a broken face, because of which I cursed them in Russian and even thought about telling the cops, but I didn’t look for problems on the first day, so I scored.
I chose the cheapest option - 30 thousand per day, as I could pull this amount out for three weeks. But if this cascade of sensations is cheap, then what do they mean by expensive? In general, I called and asked what type I prefer, what height, weight, age (from 15 to 50). I ordered an 18-year-old one, so as not to take risks (in Tae, the age of majority is from 15 years old, but you never know), with all the chips of my preferences - a short haircut, a snub nose, standard lips, always a wide mouth, they even asked about ears, lop-eared or normal, while promising harmonious beauty that satisfies any whim, if there are no special orders for defects in appearance.
The fairy tale arrived literally half an hour after I called, the similarity with the description is 95%. Before arrival, I only had time to inspect the room, put the loot in the safe and lie down - stretch my legs after the flight. They knocked directly on the room about everything in advance independently agreeing in the hotel lobby. The first thing I saw was thin, slender, in a tank top and white stockings that went into shorts, but leaving the lace of elastic bands visible, everything was exactly as ordered, neat, clean, white manicure on her legs and arms (female fingers are one of my fetishes), with breasts exactly 2 sizes, no more, no less. She came not alone, but also with two girls of a similar type and a boy who asked if I wanted to choose one or two more of them and for how long. I agreed on one that immediately caught my eye for a day, she came in with a package and was immediately surprised that she did not say a word, unpacked her suitcases, distributed all the junk in the cabinets, looked into the shower, asking why I didn’t take a shower from the road, hearing that I hadn’t had time yet, literally pushed me into the bath, washing myself from head to toe, and accompanying the wash with the first oral action. Then she took the bag, washed herself for a long time, after asking about the desire to bathe her, play toilet games or something else. Under my stunned refusal, she shrugged her shoulders and closed herself.
And then she came out, blazing with heat in new clothes and socks, which, as soon as she climbed onto the bed, she immediately took off, warned of my preferences. In bed, I did something that our women won’t even dream about, and if they do, then, as mentioned above, go away, pervert, my head hurts so much that I’m already stuck together and in general I’m tired, so I’ll lie like a log, and you do whatever you want, just don’t interfere with sleep.
After that, in perfect English, albeit with an accent, she asked what I wanted to eat. Hearing - something exotic, but with the expectation of a European stomach, to my surprise, she dressed (in the same way white stockings and shorts, but from a different set) and left, returning with huge packages of all sorts of things (she didn’t take money from me) and, noticing that I smoke, with two blocks of cigarettes with an exclamation - hung from best in thailand. In general, we ate, took a walk, visited everywhere, resolutely avoiding the troubles of places and deliberately going into good places, in one of which there was a pussy-show with an oiled le * bi on stage, during which I got excited again and was rewarded by a companion with a manual caress of the organ under the table - shorts with an inconspicuous descent into a substituted glass.
In the evening, they took a shower again and again indulged in love. The next morning I woke up from cooking a breakfast of eggs and bacon (I hate lard and bacon, but what else do Europeans eat for breakfast from their point of view?) Ate. Exactly at 13:10 - a day later, a knock on the door. Again a bunch of two girls, already different, but of a similar build and the same guy. He asked if I wanted to extend, change, add. As a result, extended by two days. I asked the guy about the food from the store, whether it is necessary to reimburse - he, smiling, refused, they say it is included in the price, took the girl’s dirty clothes and handed her 4 bags with a new one, two sets for each day (also tops, stockings and shorts). Since before that I had satisfied sexual attempts four times, we spent the whole day on the beach, swimming, playing cards, talking about Thailand, about her, about me.
In short, she was “lucky”, she was taken away from the village not by bandits who drive girls and girls to go-go bars if they don’t go on their own, but by some syndicate that attached her to a beach fashion magazine, using her body for personal purposes, and when she ceased to be a loli (upon reaching 17 years old) she was attached to the service of the middle class. I will make a reservation - for 50-100 thousand Thai beauties from the world of big fashion will come to you, which are found on TVs and Maxim magazines. And for 350 you will be visited by the fashionable elite, which earns without prostitution, but 350 thousand is 350 thousand. In general, after two days I extended it for all three weeks, more precisely 2 weeks and 4 days, after which, having found out that I had never penetrated into the fuck before, and about a high-quality footjob (caresses with feet) with clean, gentle fingers, and not smelly, worn-out heels, I only dreamed, not to mention more, called my friend and for the calculation of 10 thousand for hands, for a couple with her they arranged for me the limit of desires, fulfilling all fantasies. In parting, I repeated the process, moreover, this time for free, and even when I was tired, together with my girlfriend, they gave me an excellent show using toys, etc. He asked what she wanted, she said that instead of gifts it would be better with money to such and such an account. He put her the remaining funds, designed specifically for festivities and flew home, having slept off on the plane. That's it.
The phone remained, as soon as new financial surpluses appear, I will fly there too. The salon was checked one hundred percent, they did not use rubber bands, they caught absolutely nothing, even a cold. So, if possible, use the elite services, or thereabouts - it's both super high and safe. She carried out the cleanliness of her hygiene on her own, on the very first day she brought with her an enema, a razor, an epilator, a bunch of napkins, nail files, tweezers and other equipment, including hair dye. Apparently she knew that I would extend it for the whole time anyway. The address and phone number can be obtained from taxi drivers for 2,000 baht.
Married for 10 years, the wife is the only thing that pleases - yelling se * s, at the word enema, the hair stands on end, and without it - they say it's dirty. And why are you girls surprised? The peasants want both in the tail and in the mane, so that after that you and your legs would be like a wheel and walk with a yoke, and not against a receipt for marital debt. So, be more relaxed and use all your possibilities. Then no one will fly to Thailand either. Now I want to feel again the oily fingers of an elegant leg, sorting out my eggs, but when I imagine my wife's calloused heel, it turns back. And when I asked to visit a beauty salon, clean my feet, give beauty to my appearance, I get an answer - what else, spend money.
It's not about age, but for some reason women think that marriage and a child are like eternal glue. I glued it on and that's it, you can get fat, get covered with pimples, f*ck without hesitation. If there were no child, he would have divorced long ago, because it is better to live alone than with such a monster. Why did you get married? I married a slender, pretty brunette with an invariable square, well-groomed skin and pink heels, and now I live with a cellulite chick with pimples on her ass and disheveled hair in an eternal bun. And mistresses in Russia are no better.
He put a finger in one of the ass, so swearing, whipping a locksmith and scratching her face. The second wanted to kiss his foot, it stinks so much, as if for half a day in soldier's boots he loaded cement, although he was after a shower. At the same time, they consider themselves ideals of beauty and sexuality. Really hot ladies.
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Where in Phuket to relax one hundred percent, you ask. Of course, in amusement parks! You are waiting for the local Disneyland, the Kingdom of the Tigers and tracks for real daredevils. Don't waste your time!
We have compiled a cheat sheet for you with places to visit in Phuket besides the beaches. Add them to your Bookmarks so you know where to go on a rainy day!
Tiger Kingdom Phuket Park
Want to experience a real adrenaline rush? come to petting zoo Tiger Kingdom in Phuket.
Here you can not only look at graceful tigers of different ages and sizes, but also go into the enclosure, stroke and even hug the beast. You should not be afraid - the animals grow up under the supervision of trainers and are accustomed to the attention of people. Striped cubs are allowed to bottle feed for an additional fee. They are allowed into the enclosure strictly for 10 minutes. Hugging big cats, the guests themselves purr with pleasure!
You can find out the opening hours of the park and the cost of visiting.
Address: 118/88 Moo 7, Kathu, Phuket, 83120, Thailand
Telephone:+66 76-376-245
Upside Down House (Baan Tilanka, Upside Down House)
Do you know the expression "turn upside down"? Inventive Thais decided to put it into practice and made a new entertainment for tourists - a house-shifter.
Everything from the bike to the closet is upside down here. In the photo you will look like a Spiderman on a special mission! In addition, next to Baan Tilanka there is a hedge maze, a tree house and a street art area for photos.
How to get to unusual house, look .
Address: 51/11 Moo 5, Muang, Phuket, 83000, Thailand
Telephone:+66 84-456-5279
Extreme Park Jungle Xtrem Adventures
For tourists who stay at the hotel and want to warm up in the fresh air, Jungle Xtrem Adventures Park is just what the coach ordered! A rope path at a height of up to 30 meters with all sorts of obstacles requires not only dexterity, but also the ability to work in a team. Especially if you are with children, because they will have to help.
The routes are designed for different levels of experience, but be prepared for the fact that even a medium-difficulty trail requires at least two hours. After an exhausting journey, the final flight over the jungle on a cable will be the best reward for your efforts!
See the park's opening hours.
Address: 54/17 Moo 6 T. Chalong, A. Muang, Phuket, 83130, Thailand
Telephone:+ 66 62 767 2777
Baansamunprai Phuket Health Plus Snake Farm
Baan Samunprai Phuket Health Plus Snake Farm is located in Chalong. Here, brave trainers of cobras and other dangerous reptiles show tricks that even the spectators will get adrenaline pumping.
Just don’t try to repeat the experiment of a Chinese tourist who, because of her love for wildlife, almost stayed! Kissing snakes is strictly prohibited!
What other entertainment is offered to guests on the farm, read.
Address: 33/42 Moo 2, Soi Palai, Chalong, Muang, Phuket, 83130, Thailand
Telephone:+66 84-843-67-43
Park FantaSea
The FantaSea Thai cultural theme park combines all kinds of entertainment: many attractions, circus performances of acrobats and animals, a theater, a large slot machine area, a concert venue, etc.
Guests will enjoy a spectacular show with pyrotechnics, rain on the stage, performances of aerialists, elephant riding and lighting effects. But be prepared for the fact that you have to pay separately for each entertainment.
Read more about Thai Disneyland in our "".
Address: 99 Moo 3, Kamala Beach, Kathu, Phuket, 83150, Thailand
Telephone:+66 76-385-000
Mini golf at Dino Park
This park is entirely dedicated to the dinosaurs of the Jurassic period. The mini golf course is adorned with prehistoric creatures and rainforests. Driving the ball into the hole under a 12-meter waterfall, watching the volcanic eruption, will be interesting even for those who play for the first time. Entertainment is accompanied by special lighting and sound effects.
Paleontologist golfers can learn more about Dino Park.
Address: 47 Karon Road, Karon Beach | Marina Phuket Resort Phuket, Thailand
Telephone: +66 76-330-625
Attraction "Zorbing" (Rollerball Kalim)
This entertainment is available in almost any country with developed tourism. But it is in Phuket that the longest downhill run in an inflatable ball is located - 190 meters long! In the evening, zorbing fans, rolling in luminous bubbles, become like huge fireflies.
Is the main tourist center. Phuket, aimed at guests of all ages, is famous not only for its wonderful nature and interesting sights. The resort, designed for a relaxed and active holiday, is also the territory of a wide variety of entertainment that will appeal to adults and children. No one will call the life of tourists boring, because exotic island takes care of its guests and does everything to diversify their leisure time.
Tarzanka for tourists
Of course, being on picturesque resort, I want to swim in the warm sea, sunbathe on white sandy beach to get to know the unique architectural monuments, but the soul of a tourist requires fun and unforgettable experience. Entertainment in Phuket will appeal to everyone, and especially lovers of extreme sports will like it. Bungee jumping is an attraction for adults who want to tickle their nerves. The so-called bungee ride attracts the local population and vacationers, who do not need to provide any certificates to jump into the abyss.
Most famous place, where a 50-meter springboard is installed above beautiful lake, located near the Kathu district (Katu) and is called Jungle Even a 13-year-old teenager can jump down.
However extreme entertainment in Phuket are unsafe and can lead to the death of vacationers. The second most popular site was considered to be World Bungy Patong, where the highest ski jump in Thailand was located. This attraction had quite serious restrictions on age and weight, but after the tragedy with a tourist who fell to the ground from a great height, in 2015 the jumping tower in Patong was demolished.
"Flight of the Gibbon"
Unusual entertainment in Phuket for people who are in good physical shape will make you forget about a lot, because here they take care of wonderful holiday and fun. The island has several picturesque parks that allow tourists to take a fascinating flight in the jungle on ropes with experienced instructors.
"Flight of the Gibbon" is a unique attraction that many people compare with a parachute jump in terms of the level of adrenaline in the blood. The adventure tour is a tightrope flight through the dense jungles of Phuket. At a height of about 40 meters, everyone will feel like a real Tarzan, quickly flying from branch to branch. Tourists are waiting for rope bridges, rolls on special carts and vertical descents, which are breathtaking. But the most interesting thing is, of course, flights, and the longest one will be 400 meters.
This is an exciting adventure, on the way of which stunning views of the sea and the colorful island of Phuket open up. Entertainment for every taste will allow tourists to have a great rest from the city noise and enjoy the natural beauties.
Adventure in the Deep
Guests of the first-class resort who do not want to roast on the beach for days, choose an active holiday for themselves and go on a 30-minute trip on underwater motorcycles. Tourists are always accompanied by experienced divers who help to navigate the depths. Such underwater activities in Phuket are absolutely safe if you follow the instructions and diving rules.
Fantastic pictures open before the eyes of the guests, and all researchers sea depths they admit with delight that they experienced incredible sensations. Such dives take place in the area of Coral Island - a beautiful island a few kilometers from the tourist center.
Where to go with children?
Parents who come to rest with their kids do not have to worry about their children. What performances and attractions has hospitable Phuket prepared for children? Entertainment that will delight every child involves the acquaintance of young travelers with the flora and fauna, as well as the animal world of the island: Botanical Garden, zoo, orchid farm, grove with monkeys.
Amazing Splash Jungle will appeal to both parents and their children. A modern water park, divided into several thematic zones, is a real water paradise that allows the whole family to have fun. It offers many attractions for young and old visitors, as well as exciting extreme entertainment.
This is the only water amusement park in Phuket, and it is no wonder that it is very popular with tourists.
A huge themed FantaSea will immerse every visitor in the fabulous atmosphere of Thai legends. The territory of the park, decorated with sculptures and colored with colorful lights, resembles magical scenes from ancient epics. Luxurious palaces, bizarre fountains, transparent lakes will surprise children and their parents. But the main performance of the park is a laser show with acrobatics and aerial ballet, reminiscent of Cirque du Soleil and telling about the myths of Thailand. Thirty elephants take part in the show and perform amazing tricks that will delight visitors to Phuket.
Nightlife
Adult tourists who dream of getting to know a night resort go looking for adventure towards Patong Beach, perpendicular to which is the “drunk” Bangla road, which lives from dusk to dawn. An incredible number of bars and clubs with dance shows invite guests of the island to relax in an intimate atmosphere. Transvestite shows, of which there are many in Thailand, attract the attention of tourists even on a weekday, and the establishments are filled with curious foreigners who have come to see something special. This is a dubious but very lively place that transforms after dark. As tourists say, adult entertainment in the resort knows no taboos.
In the southern part of the island is Karon Beach, where it boils non-stop. There is everything here so that guests can relax to the fullest: striptease clubs, various shows, discos and bars for every taste and budget.
Resort for everyone
No wonder they call it the most popular island world original Phuket. Entertainment and excursions, which tourists choose depending on their preferences, will allow you to get to know the resort better and learn a lot about it. Even the most demanding tourist who finds himself on the island will be able to find something of his own and will not regret the trip.